How To Travel Without F*cking Up The Planet
Hey! Global warming is real! ICYMI, it’s January, and it was literally just 70 degrees one day then 40 degrees and snowing the next over here on the east coast. IDK, I just feel like I shouldn’t be...
View Article9 Packing Tips To Help You Fit More Sh*t Into Your Suitcase
The worst part of traveling is perhaps the stress of waiting to pack until the night before you leave, then not being able to fit all the unnecessary sh*t you (don’t) need into your mom’s old broken...
View Article8 Hormone-Free Birth Control Methods For People Who Hate The Pill
Back in my late teens and early twenties (f*ck, I’m so old), I tried four different birth control pills. No matter which pill I was on, I kept feeling like a raging bitch with zero control of my...
View ArticleShould You Cancel Your Trip Because Of Coronavirus? What You Need To Know
If you’ve recently watched the news, listened to the radio, or heard a terrified old woman in a Best Buy warning her kid not to take her mask off because she might die (like I did the other day), then...
View ArticleSex Positions That Double As Cardio (Since We Can’t Go To The Gym)
Since everyone is working from home and self-isolating until further notice because of COVID-19, no one is going to the gym and working out. I mean, that’s definitely not the only reason why… I,...
View Article6 Relationship Tips For Not Hating Your Live-In Partner During Quarantine
Is it just me, or is it terrible how everyone on the internet is joking about they’re going to kill their partner while working from home and being stuck inside together all day every day right now?...
View ArticleWhat You Need To Know About Canceling Trips Because Of The Pandemic
Raise your hand if you’ve felt personally victimized by COVID-19. Now raise your hand if this pandemic caused you to miss out on a long-awaited vacation. (You can’t see them, but both my hands are...
View ArticleHow Long You Can Really Go Without Showering, According To Doctors
I’ve always been an everyday shower kind of girl. Nothing feels better than a steady stream of burning hot water to wash off the dirt and grime at the end of the day before crawling into bed. But I’ll...
View Article9 Sex Toys To Try If You’re Quarantining Alone
Let’s have a moment of silence for all the hookups that can’t happen right now due to social distancing orders…. andddd now let’s move on. If you’re single, thirsty, bored, and stuck inside without...
View ArticleThese Are The Top 20 Cheating US Cities During The Pandemic
Breaking news: People are still cheating, even in quarantine. Cheaters are gonna cheat. Duh. But the ability to start and have an affair while cooped up inside with your significant other 24/7 for...
View Article11 Quiet Sex Toys Your Parents Or Roommates Won’t Hear You Using
Quarantine = people cooped up with family members and roommates. This means less privacy, which can obviously screw up any solid masturbation routine. Enter: whisper-quiet sex toys! That no one will...
View ArticleHow TF Can You Date While Social Distancing?
Hey, remember last July when we were actually able to enjoy life go out and meet new people at beach bars during the day, then local bars at night? Same. Now, thanks (but no thanks) to COVID-19, the...
View Article7 Myths About Sex Drives That Are 100% Wrong
If you read a lot of sex related content on the internet (which, hi, you should), then you’ve probably noticed that libidos have been a hot topic during this pandemic. Why? Because everyone’s sex...
View ArticleThe Best & Worst Cities For Dating During The Pandemic
Happy cuffing season! Buckle up for what’s bound to be the wildest one yet. On top of the normal desire to settle down with someone when the only thing colder than the weather outside is the other...
View ArticleSo Will There *Really* Be A Pandemic Baby Boom?
We’re officially nine months into the pandemic. Couples have been quarantined together all day every day this whole time. It takes nine months to birth a baby. Are you picking up what I’m putting...
View Article14 Sex Toys To Gift Yourself This Holiday Season
Navigating relationships and sex drives in 2020 has been a total trip. Virtual and IRL dating has been wild AF, the thirst has been realer than ever, and living in general has basically felt like...
View Article5 Adult Content Creators Share How OnlyFans Helped Them During The Pandemic
Raise your hand if you’ve considered starting an OnlyFans account during the pandemic *raises hand*. Hello, and welcome to my TED Talk. From the Bella Thorne scandal (read: privileged celeb scam that...
View ArticleHere’s How Sexual Dry Spells Can Impact Your Wellbeing
Growing metaphorical cobwebs down there isn’t the only thing that happens during sexual dry spells. Not having sex for a decent period of time can 100% affect you one way or another, as many are...
View ArticleHow To Make Sure Your Match Isn’t A Catfish When They Don’t Have Social Media
Once upon a time, I paid $5 for an online background check to confirm someone I matched with on Bumble who did not have any social media accounts was who they claimed they were. Spoiler alert: They...
View ArticleSex Positions For When You’re Vaxed, Waxed & Ready To F*ck Whoever Makes Eye...
Let’s face it. We’ve basically been touch starved for over a year at this point and the skin hunger is real AF. Sex toys can only (literally) fill the void for so long since nothing can or will ever...
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